warp drive / you can't explain that
A Bill O'Reilly Proves God post.
You went into town with twenty pounds. You've come back with no twenty pounds and a candle. You can't explain that. The office printer works for everyone all morning. You walk up with a document due in four minutes and it needs a firmware update. You can't explain that. Your mum's casserole has no recipe, no measurements, and tastes exactly the same every time. Yours, weighed to the gram, tastes of regret. You can't explain that. Socks go into the washing machine in pairs. Socks come out alone. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. **Why it caught on:** in January 2011, debating David Silverman of American Atheists on The O'Reilly Factor, Bill O'Reilly offered the tides as proof of God: "Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that." The Moon could. Every small mystery with a boring answer has worn the line since.