Most of my male friends have had less than 20 sex-partners in their life, while most of my female friends had 100 plus, as the value of a man is measured by the amount of women he slept with, a woman's success is finding a ''useful mate'' before going through a lot of men... / I can conclude that my friends are the ''losers'' of their respective sex.
A Sudden Realization Ralph post.
You're 31, humming the alphabet song in the car, and it hits you: it's Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Also Baa Baa Black Sheep. You have to pull over. Standing in front of the empty fridge, wondering who keeps eating everything. You live alone. Your boss has been sending "ASAP" for four years. In the middle of a meeting you realise it has never once meant as soon as possible. It means "I forgot about this until now". At the pub quiz you learn that Wi-Fi isn't short for anything. You've been saying "wireless fidelity" to people with confidence since 2008. **Why it caught on:** Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons, eyes wide as something finally clicks. He's rarely the first in Springfield to work anything out, so when he does it lands like lightning, which is exactly how every late epiphany feels.