sorry old chum, i am unable to stop slapping / I see the cruel reality behind all our hopes and dreams now. I know us for what we truly are. Not supermen but super-slaves in a synthetic prison. Playing out crummy meaningless adventures written by amoral monsters.
A batman slap robin post.
"Have you ever thought about investing in crypto, because honestly the" is as far as the man at the party gets in your head before the glove arrives. In real life you nod for 25 minutes. Your flatmate opens with "So I've been thinking we should get a" and you already know it's a snake. In your heart, Batman has already swung. Five to five on a Friday and someone says "Just one more quick thing before we". Every person in the room silently, lovingly imagines a cape. Your little brother: "Mum, can we have pizza ag" Your dad doesn't even look up from the paper. "We had pizza on Monday. And Wednesday." **Why it caught on:** the panel comes from DC's World's Finest Comics #153 (1965), where the slap had nothing to do with any of this. Everyone has a sentence they'd love to stop halfway through.