Since Sonic the Hedgehog fanbase would deteriorate like a cancer patient, Sega will replace their mascot with a cyborg magical girl. (laughs) Will they be going to fast for them? How's this? What the? How the? Sega's new mascot? Do it again. / They'll put a dash of Athena Asamiya, A cup of Cyborg 009, A tablespoon of a K-Pop singer, add a headphone, and swirl. They'll dye her hair darker shade of blue, Now tie her hair with odango hair. What'll be that make? Sega's new mascot to replace Sonic!
A Push it Somewhere Else Patrick post.
The pan from last night's curry won't fit in the dishwasher and won't wash itself. You put it in the oven. Out of sight. Next Sunday someone preheats for a roast, and the problem returns, with smoke. The bug can't be fixed this week, so it moves to next sprint. Next sprint it moves again. It has now been in more sprints than anyone on the team. It's practically a senior engineer. No spaces left in the supermarket car park. You park on the grass, under the sign that says no parking on the grass. The problem was finding a space, and you've solved it. The ticket is a different problem. Your inbox has 14,000 unread emails, so you open a new email address. A fresh start. Three months later it has 2,000, and the old address is still out there, filling up, like a forgotten bath. **Why it caught on:** Patrick Star suggests they "take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else" in SpongeBob SquarePants, which is the world's favourite solution to everything. He's just the only one honest enough to say it out loud.