"to stop a bad guy with a gun, it takes a good guy with a gun" / you mean the police? besides, who gave the bad guy the gun? santa? you flood our society with war weapons that you freely give away to any random stranger, and then you tell us we need to buy more weapons to defend? when exactly did you sell your soul to satan?
A Conspiracy Keanu post.
Halfway round the park it hits you: what if the dog thinks he's walking you. He does choose the route. He does decide when you stop. You pick up after him. Who is in charge here. You walk into the kitchen and get déjà vu. What if it's a glitch, and they've just patched the kitchen. You stand very still. The kettle clicks off as if nothing happened. In the meeting someone calls the slide "teal" and someone else says "that's green". What if nobody sees the same colours and we all just agreed on the names. You stop listening to the budget. What if the washing machine doesn't lose socks. What if the socks are leaving. You count them. One is gone. It went somewhere. It chose to. **Why it caught on:** Keanu Reeves as Ted in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), wide eyed mid revelation, took off in 2010. Everyone has had a thought that feels enormous at 3 in the morning and silly at breakfast, and that face makes it worth considering anyway.