talidesade / you ugly and overaged subhuman nipjap ape in na. I cannot save you and your tiny radioactive manboobs now. you will follow them all to their early graves. Bye.
A Stupid Monkey post.
You lock the front door with the keys still inside, to keep them safe. They are very safe. You are in the front garden in your socks. At the self-checkout you scan everything, bag everything, pay, and walk out without the bags. The bags are fine. They're still at the till, fully paid for. You put your phone in the fridge and the milk in your coat pocket. You notice at the bus stop. The milk, in fairness, is still cold. At work you reply all to complain about people replying all. It goes to 400 people. You've now been added to a working group about email. **Why it caught on:** a young chimpanzee pulling a proud, pouting face. Everyone has a moment of pure self-inflicted foolishness to confess, and this face confesses it for them.