You will sing the Italian dub theme song of Zombie Land Saga. Won't you, Cristina D'Avena? / You wouldn't at all amused of Lily Hoshikawa being a trans girl and will withdraw the dubbing license from Kauka Productions S.r.l. which led to capitol riots. Will you, Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick? Those Gamestop employees sincerely hope that Zombieland movies will eventually get the Real Ghostbusters-esque animated adaptation it deserves...
A Don't you, Squidward? post.
Your flatmate "doesn't even like" your hummus. The tub is half empty, the spoon is in the sink and there's a crumb of pitta on his jumper. You hold up the spoon. You say nothing. You let the silence do the work. Your dad has called your music "that noise" for six years. Yesterday you saw his year in review on Spotify. Top artist: the noise. 412 minutes. You're saving it for Christmas dinner, in front of everyone. A colleague who "never goes on social media" knows the name of your new boyfriend, his dog and the hotel you stayed at in Lisbon. You told her none of it. You smile and ask how her weekend was. She knows that you know. Your friend is "so done" with him. "Absolutely finished, never again." Her phone lights up on the café table. It's him, with a little heart next to his name. She turns it face down. Too late, Sharon. Far too late. **Why it caught on:** in "Just One Bite" Squidward spends the whole episode swearing he hates Krabby Patties, until SpongeBob catches him in the vault and asks, "You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?" That smirk is how everyone feels catching someone loving the thing they swore they hated.