Box for hards in the rain / Plan B is plan A again
A Ferrari Clown Pit Wall post.
Your parcel says "delivered". It is not here. You call. "We are checking." Three days later it turns up at a house in a different city. The council resurfaces your road in March, digs it up in May for the pipes, resurfaces it in June and digs it up again in August for the cables. Four friends plan a weekend away. Two spreadsheets, three group chats, one flight booked. Nobody booked anywhere to sleep. "The train is delayed due to a train being delayed." The announcer sounds as surprised as you. **How it came about:** Ferrari's strategy calls kept costing its drivers races, and in 2022 the jokes boiled over: at Monaco Charles Leclerc went from pole to fourth after a pit stop mix-up, and the radio answer to every crisis was "we are checking". r/formuladank started drawing the pit wall as a circus. **Why it caught on:** the most famous team in the sport keeps tripping over its own feet in public, every season, on live TV - and every office has a planning meeting that ends the same way.