Aboriginal Meme Generator
Christmas lunch. Your uncle starts with "now, this one's not PC". The table goes very quiet. Your nan, 91, asks him to pass the sprouts and not finish it. He finishes it. He laughs twice. Nobody else does once.
The taxi driver asks where you're from, then shares his views on three entire peoples before the first set of lights. You give him one star and no tip. It feels, briefly, like activism.
Someone forwards a "joke" to the work group chat with "lol don't shoot the messenger". Nobody shoots the messenger. HR rings the messenger. lol.
At a barbecue, a man explains that one of the oldest living cultures on Earth "never invented anything". He then needs four goes and half a bottle of lighter fluid to start a fire.
Why it caught on: the photo is an elderly Aboriginal Australian man, whose name isn't known, set on the colours of the Aboriginal flag, and the page was mostly racist stereotypes about Indigenous Australians. It spread the way those jokes always do, to rooms that laugh at a people instead of at a joke, and he never agreed to any of it.
Best Aboriginal posts
- Been here 40 thousand years / invented a stick
- i WILL NEVER GET aids / tHE gOVERNMENT WON'T GIVE IT TO ME
- MY Land? / Liquorland.
- Doesn't like stereotypes / Dances in facepaint for tourists
- complains about petrol price / doesn't own car
- 0.5% of population / 60% of welfare
- Complains about racism / calls whites "white cunts"
- Gets aboriginal memes banned from fb / Has no idea meme generator exists
- Not Offended by meme / Doesen't own a computer
- There's Metho / To My Madness
- Got a light? / Then you must have smokes, give us one
- Drinks listerIne / Still has bad Breath
- 99 problems / a job aint one
- car robbery / it rhymes with our word for celebration
- i can count / to woobla
- what do i do after i have sex? / usually 15 to life
- Finally gets apology / Doesn't sTop complaining
- GETS MEMES TAKEN DOWN / TRUTH HURTS
- i smell better when i fart
- i took my brother to the zoo / they kept him