Batman Slappp Meme Generator
In the group chat your friend writes "I should of known". Before anyone else can reply, the friend who teaches English sends "HAVE", in capitals, on its own, like a slap. Nobody uses grammar for a week.
In the coffee queue a man starts ordering "a grande half-caf soy latte with an extra shot and just a little caramel but not too m..." and the barista hands him a filter coffee. Everyone behind him feels it. Nobody objects.
At Christmas your cousin begins, "Well, actually, Christmas was originally a pag..." and your nan, without looking up, hands him the sprouts. Discussion over.
In the meeting someone says "what if we completely rethought the whole..." and the manager says "no". The meeting ends nine minutes early. It's the best meeting of the year.
Why it caught on: Batman slaps Robin mid-sentence in a panel from DC's World's Finest Comics, issue 153, from 1965. Being cut off is universal, and the panel lets anyone put their own pet correction in Batman's hand.
Best Batman Slappp posts
- Trick or tre.... / ... NOT HERE WE ARE AUSTRALIAN !!
- Russia hacked the ele... / The leaks came from within the dnc!!!
- Water, ice on the side, extra lem- / Fuck you and your fancy water
- "push a hipster down the stairs. now look who--" / come up with something original!!!
- For the last fucking time / Flush the toilet after you shit.
- i heard anime is losing popularity in the u.s. / lies!!
- flappy bi-- / shut up!!!!!!!!!
- Assault rifles need to be banne... / They're responsible for less than 2% of all gun deaths!
- why isn't fairy tail in j-stars?! / fairy tail is not from shonen jump!!!!
- Hey batman, what did your parents get you for christm- / my parents are dead!!!
- no justice, no pea... / enough!
- IT'S SO CO.. / IT'S WINTER!
- awww! come on!! it wasn't that ba- / you're not changing my opinion with that!!!
- TAKE MY / BAT SLAP
- you use holy / one... more ... time!
- but bush / stop it just stop!
- OMG Batman, I should of-- / It's should have!!!!
- Happy holidays batm- / its merry
- your air guitar / is too loud
- homophobe and liberaltard are made up words / all words are made up