Giorgio A Tsoukalos Hair Meme Generator
Your keys were in your pocket when you got on the bus. You got off the bus. You have checked every pocket twice, and the bus has gone. I'm not saying it was aliens.
Someone has eaten your clearly labelled yoghurt from the office fridge. There are no witnesses. Steve from accounts is holding a spoon. But it was aliens.
Eight socks go into the washing machine. Seven come out. The machine has no exits. Science has no answer. Science, frankly, isn't trying.
Your daughter's homework asks how the Romans built their roads so straight. She writes "aliens". The teacher writes "see me". You are secretly very proud.
Why it caught on: Giorgio Tsoukalos, the ancient astronaut theorist with gravity-defying hair from the History Channel's Ancient Aliens, which began in 2010, gave the internet "I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens". One confident answer to every question never runs out, and he has said he enjoys the memes.
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- i have a ph.d / in tsoudoscience
- WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? / aLIENS
- BUT IF ANCIENT ALIENS DIDN'T EXIST... / HOW DID THEY BUILD EVERYTHING?
- Extraterrestrials invented everything... / Except my hair. That was all me.
- Ever dug by the pyramids?... / Space ship
- WHY DID ALIENS HIDE KNOWLEDGE IN THE DNA? / BECAUSE RAIN DESTROYS CARDBOARD BOXES
- i didn't hear the question but the answer is / ALIENS
- Chuck Testa? / nope. aliens.
- ASIANS
- Business in the front / aliens in the back
- The probe they used / WAS THIS BIG
- AND GUESS WHAT? / IT FIT RIGHT IN. ONLY ALIENS HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY
- EVOLUTION? / NO IT WAS ALIENS WHO MADE HUMANS
- step one: i grab yo titties / step two: nom nom nom
- my hair defies gravity, therefore / ALIENS
- When you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter / aliens
- according to local legends, / there was once MUsic on MTV.
- immigrants live in desert. area 51 is in desert. / illegal aliens.
- WHO MAKES CROP CIRCLES? / ANCIENT ALIENS
- i dont need proof / I'm on History Channel.