Hipster Kitty Meme Generator
Your flatmate liked the café on the corner back when it was a launderette. Now it does oat flat whites and has a queue. He walks the long way round, in silence, on principle.
"You won't have heard of them." You have. You saw them at the same pub in 2014. You stood next to him at the bar. He will never forgive you for this.
A colleague has used a paper notebook since before notebooks came back. Now the whole office has one. She has moved on to index cards, and is already tired of you all.
Your sister has stopped watching the series because "everyone's watching it now". She was on season four. Nobody she knows had started season one.
Why it caught on: a kitten in a lavender hoodie and thick-framed glasses looks exactly like the friend who heard the band first, and everyone has secretly been that friend. Cats, wearing hoods indoors and judging your music, were doing it all along.
Best Hipster Kitty posts
- I liked Twilight When it was still / the refraction of light around the earth's atmosphere
- Likes justin bieber / because hating him is so mainstream
- I hated Kony / in 2011
- i was following people / before twitter came out
- if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... / ... I'll buy the album
- I LIKED GOOD GUY GREG / BEFORE HE WAS GOOD
- I got an abortion / Before i was pregnant
- I already hate / the next president
- i was on facebook / before mark zuckerberg
- I played Tf2 / before it was free
- I occupied Wall Street / in 2007
- I was poor / Before the economy was going down
- my favorite song? / the bonus track at 58:12
- How much does a hipster weight? / an instagram
- i Read CLASSic american literature / in FRENCH
- Was against sopa / Before the Blackouts
- My favourite band? the beatles / YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF THEM
- arcade fire won a grammy? / dead to me.
- I burnt my mouth on my pizza / .........i ate it before it was cool
- Hears new song / say i heard it before