Minecraft Creeper Meme Generator
You spend the afternoon building a tower of blocks with your nephew. He watches, silently, with great interest. When it's finished he walks up and kicks it over. He's two. He'll do it again.
Three weeks on the presentation. In the last meeting before launch, a man from another department whom nobody has met says "just a quick thought", and the whole thing comes down.
You finish the 1,000-piece jigsaw except for one corner, then go to put the kettle on. The cat, who has never shown interest in anything, has been waiting all week for this moment.
You've cleaned the shared kitchen until it gleams. Your flatmate comes in quietly behind you, says "oh, nice", and makes a fry-up. Every pan. Every surface. The smoke alarm hisses its approval.
Why it caught on: the Creeper is Minecraft's silent green monster, which Markus Persson has said began as a botched pig model, and it sneaks up, hisses and blows up whatever you spent the afternoon building. Every player has lost a house to that sound, and everyone knows someone who arrives just as the work is finished.
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Best Minecraft Creeper posts
- Please Sir help / they strapped a bomp on me
- open your door! / or i'll open your wall!
- Nice Farm you got there / needs a gaping crater
- I don't always blow up, but when I do / I do it right next to your house
- How's the house coming along? / Mind if I take a look around?
- Looks like you found diamonds / may i look?
- i like / your inventory
- Willing to commit suicide, / Scared of cats.
- Full inventory? / Let me help
- you can run but you caN'T HIDE / SHIT, HE CLOSED THE DOOR
- i heard there is a party at your place / its gonna be the bomb!!
- you wont let me in fine ill wait outside / fovever
- Takes arrow to the knee / still has 3 to spare
- i think you learned your lesson / 2 gunpowder ain't worth it
- that's a very nice facebook page you have there / be a shame if something happened to it
- Oh, you built a house? / Let me show you the dance of my people
- sssssssss / oh shit, i'll die
- I ONLY BLOW UP / GAVIN NOT MICHAEL
- Forgot to make a door in the house ? / I'll do it
- Stimulating economy / Housing Boom