Really Stoned Guy Meme Generator

Two in the morning in a friend's kitchen. You open the fridge, stare into it for five minutes, close it, and open it again in case it's changed. It hasn't. You check the freezer, for balance.

At the drive-through you turn the music down so you can read the menu. Then the headlights. Then you order two large medium pizzas.

Someone at the party asks how high you are. You say "yes". It feels like the conversation is complete.

You work out that toast is just bread that's been through something, and text it to the group chat. In the morning there are three replies. All three say "mate".

Why it caught on: the photo, a young man with very heavy eyelids, was posted to Reddit's r/trees in 2011 as "Being at a [10] is not always pretty", and he became 10 Guy. Everyone has met him at a party, and some of us have been him, in a kitchen.

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Best Really Stoned Guy posts

• can't read drive-thru menu / turns down music volume
• Throws bird / Kills two stones
• ASKED IF WANTS SOUP OR SALAD / ASKS WHAT'S SUPERSALAD?
• Hi, how are you? / I'm fine. How high are you?
• SOMEONE SAID THAT I COULD GO TO JAIL FOR WEED / JAIL SELLS WEED?
• iphone? / i'm a people not a phone
• I'm not in high school / I'm high in school
• Why / ARE SO Many people's birthday this year?
• CHICKEN POT PIE / MY THREE FAVOURITE THINGS
• a friend with weed / is a friend indeed
• CAN'T WAIT / UNTIL 14/14/14
• How high are you? / yes
• "I can't find my keys" / "call them"
• TOAST IS LIKE / REALLY COOKED BREAD
• Dude, so i was like watching Star Trek the other day / And Voldemort was like Harry i am your father
• where were you born? / yes.
• vote obamney / for predisent
• can i get two large / medium pizzas
• dude, close the fan / it tastes loud in here
• hey i just call me, and this is maybe / but here's my met you, so call me crazy