Retard girl Meme Generator
School photo day. Your mum licked her thumb and flattened your fringe at the gate, so the official record of Year 3 is a child with a damp, furious parting. She still ordered the large print.
The wedding photographer says "just be natural, laugh like nobody's watching". Ninety guests are watching. Your laugh comes out like a sneeze. It's the one they frame.
That photo of you at seven, no front teeth, cardigan buttoned wrong, has been on your nan's mantelpiece for 26 years. Your graduation photo is in a drawer. She says the old one suits the frame.
The passport photo booth at the post office. No smiling allowed. You come out looking like someone arrested for something they definitely did. It's valid for ten years.
Why it caught on: it's a real little girl with Down syndrome smiling in a family photo, and the page under it, named with a slur, mostly mocked her disability. Nothing about her is the joke; if anything, she had a far better photo day than the rest of us.
Best Retard girl posts
- Mommy said to play hide and seek / Sure is taking her a long time to find me
- I thought I saw a Puddy-tat / I did, I did, I did see a puddy tat!
- My favorite Vegetable / Is me
- I crapped my diaper in church / Sat in my own pew
- You have to get up and go to work / Now tell me again who’s retarded
- Sometimes the road less traveled / Is less traveled for a very good reason
- This is my baby picutre / My name is tiffany trump
- Got new dress shoes / Then toddled into fresh dog shit
- The difference between shit and shinolA / Is potato
- I had a seizure at the playgrounD / Got nearly 10 bucks for my break dance
- Mommy took me to the toy store last week / When’s she coming to get me?
- I really hate my mother / she is a real CUNT for posting this picture!
- Got on social security / Without having to pretend to be retarded
- The "l" in liberal stands for / the word "liar".
- If black is beautiful / Then there’s a Rembrandt in my diaper
- All dressed in my coat, gloves, scarf and cap / But I need to go potty
- I got mad and went full Retard when mommy wouldnt give me a juice box / I dumped my baby potty over my head
- I’M pretty / Pretty retarded
- Get this straight! / I’m not autistic. I’m retarded.
- I’ll tell you what’s really retarded / Mommy putting my pictUre on the internet in the first place