Skeptical African Child Meme Generator
You drive to the gym and park as close to the door as you can, to save walking. Inside, you walk on a treadmill for thirty minutes, facing a wall. Then you drive home.
On Saturday you buy soil in a bag and put it on top of the soil you already have. Then you water grass that nobody eats, mow it, and pay a man to take it away.
You pay £1.50 for a bottle of spring water from the hills twenty miles away. The tap in your kitchen is fed from the same hills. You keep the bottle in the fridge, next to the jug of tap water, out of loyalty.
You pay for five streaming services so you can spend forty minutes scrolling through all five, then watch the comedy you've already seen nine times. Then you say there's nothing on.
Why it caught on: a young boy in Uganda squinting sideways with obvious suspicion was posted to Reddit in June 2012, and the joke is meant to land on the asker: put plainly, a lot of comfortable modern life sounds absurd. It has also been fairly criticised for using a real child's photo, which is worth keeping in mind.
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- So what you're telling me is that / Aldous Snow sings a song about me?
- so you're telling me that / you make fun of people at your high school who don't have a lot of money?
- So You Saying You Got Paid For Sex With DoucheBags For 15 Years... / But You Forgot You Turned Down Billionaire Miss America Owner Til Two Weeks Before He President?
- let me understand this / you paid money to come here?
- so what you're telling me is / people in your country buy dirt in bags and pour that dirt on other dirt?
- So, you mean to tell me...the guy who doesn't hold me responsible for my own decisions (because I'm "so oppressed") is my ally... / ...but the guy who considers me his equal (and therefore equal in personal responsibility) is the racist?
- you mean to tell me that / water isn't brown?
- so your telling me / you waste perfectly good water on grass
- SO YOUR SAYING THAT WHEN IT'S OUT OF DATE / YOU JUST THROW IT AWAY
- So to do a community event / I have to hide it from the police?
- SO you're telling me that / I should not be alarmed of a bustle in my hedgerow?
- You saying a white man gives free stuff on / Christmas?
- So you're telling me / that water just falls from the sky?
- People pay to look at boobs in america?
- so you're trying to tell me / people live in the wild for fun and call it camping?
- so what you're telling me is / the guy that bombed the shit out of this village is behind a desk in fucking Virginia?
- so you are telling me / after catching a fish they throw it back in the water?
- so apple OWN / rounded corners?
- so you're telling me / that its illegal to have underaged sex?
- Let me get this straight / you drive 20 minutes to the gym to run on a treadmill for 15?