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Someone in the office suggests a team lunch. "I'm in." "Me too." "Count me in!" Nobody books anything. It is still being discussed in March.

One friend says the karaoke bar is a terrible idea. A second agrees it's terrible and asks what time. A third has already chosen a song. By 23:00 all three are singing Bohemian Rhapsody to an empty room.

A neighbour posts that the bins weren't collected. Within minutes, 34 people reply with their own bins, the street's bins, and one bin from 2019 that still hurts.

Your mum suggests the family goes on a walk after Christmas dinner. Your dad backs her. Your aunt backs her. Nobody moves from the sofa, but the support is unanimous.

How it came about: at the Council of Elrond in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli pledge themselves to Frodo one after another: "You have my sword." "And you have my bow." "And my axe!" Fans reused the three beats for joining in on anything.

Why it caught on: it's a perfect pile-on for agreeing, and everyone has been the Gimli who shouts "and my axe" a beat late.

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