Scumbag Brain Meme Generator
Your manager asks how you are in the lift and you say "you too". Your brain replays it every night for a week, in high definition, with a director's commentary.
Two in the morning, finally drifting off. Brain: "Remember what you said to Lucy in Year 9?" Lucy has forgotten. Lucy has three children and a mortgage. You will never forget.
You walk into the kitchen with great purpose. You stand there. You have no idea why. You go back to the sofa, sit down, and it comes to you: the oven. The oven is on.
The perfect comeback to your brother arrives in the shower, two days after the argument. It's devastating. It's articulate. It's no use to anyone now, so you say it to the shampoo.
Why it caught on: someone put Scumbag Steve's patterned hat, the hat that marks anything as a scumbag, on a human brain. Everyone's brain betrays them like this, and it's comforting to blame a hat.
Best Scumbag Brain posts
- tells you that you have to sneeze / lol jk
- Tries as hard as possible to get the girl / gets the girl; no longer interested
- Thinks of a witty and clever comeback or arguement / The day after the conversation
- About to fall Asleep / I wonder what death is like
- Need to study for tomorrow's quiz / thinks you should fap first
- you're awake and can't move? / maybe these demon hallucinations will help
- Keeps waking you up in the morning / Asks for five more minutes of sleep everytime
- Hey bro / I know yoU're at a funeral right now buT I think you should remember that Hilarious thing yoU heard yesterDay
- the pizza is burning your hand? / quick, put it in your mouth
- Find lost item in dream, look there in the morning / not there
- Forgets that you locked the door / Makes you come back and check it
- FINALLY GETS OVER PERSON / hAS WONDERFUL ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT THEM
- FORGET WHAT YOU NEED TO REMEMBER / REMEMBER WHAT YOU NEED TO FORGET
- Going To the DArk Cellar By Yourself? / Here, Let me remind of every single scary movie you have seen
- hates going to bed / loves sleeping
- gives you courage to ask a girl out, get rejected / replays sequence 24/7
- Try to think positive / "Kill Yourself Kill Yourself Kill Yourself Kill Yourself"
- takes you to the kitchen / forgets why
- Understands perfectly in class / on homework: wtf is this!?
- Obey Law Entire life / freaks out when you see a cop